Ugly DBZ Merch

(the kid in the middle, his face says it all)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:00:17 -0400

(the kid in the middle, his face says it all)

uglydbzmerch: Whoa. Truly mint condition. And that little...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:00:24 -0400

uglydbzmerch:

Whoa. Truly mint condition. And that little faceless Krillin or whoever it’s supposed to be isn’t creepy at all.

I found this on the twitter account @ Bootleg_Stuff. This...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:00:24 -0400

I found this on the twitter account @ Bootleg_Stuff. This literally looks like something I would have made back in my middle school home-ec class.

(He’s so horrible that he’s almost cute? Thank you!)

beshamaru: uglydbzmerch: Gotenks is a little worse for wear...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:49:39 -0400

beshamaru:

uglydbzmerch:

Gotenks is a little worse for wear but he’s hanging in there
(I own or used to own this guy! He was one of my first items of merch! His face gave me so many laughs and just as many nightmares. This one looks like he just lost a fight, get him a senzu!)

Here’s mine!
“B-brother?!?!”

This is the one the mod used to own, a lot of my merch either ended up belonging to my bestie @beshamaru or came from her XD I’m glad you’ve still got him, buddy!

Was it this small of a wave that you blasted me with ?! Because...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:00:13 -0400

Was it this small of a wave that you blasted me with ?! Because if it is you fucked up my hair
I think it’s Goku or maybe Gohan idk what do you think
Got this off of eBay

(I’m guessing it’s a terrible Gohan since he’s got that one bit of hair in the front? That hairline though…)

Gotenks is a little worse for wear but he’s hanging in there(I...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:00:17 -0400

Gotenks is a little worse for wear but he’s hanging in there

(I own or used to own this guy! He was one of my first items of merch! His face gave me so many laughs and just as many nightmares. This one looks like he just lost a fight, get him a senzu!)

uglydbzmerch:This is pure poetry.

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:00:12 -0400

uglydbzmerch:

This is pure poetry.

I am beyond delighted to see Bootleg Zone on your blog. I love this show so much.

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:19:00 -0400

I got introduced to Bootleg Zones by a submitter a while back and have been hooked ever since! :D

Gif has nothing to do with anything, it’s just cute.

phelous: Bootleg Zones on a funny Pikachu Goku combo figure is...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:00:37 -0400

phelous:

Bootleg Zones on a funny Pikachu Goku combo figure is now on The Patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/phelous

Bootleg Gokuchu is really all I’ve ever needed or wanted in life.

ladytygrycomics:Enjoy, guys! xD@uglydbzmerch #serve him overhand...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 19:00:29 -0400

ladytygrycomics:

Enjoy, guys! xD

@uglydbzmerch

#serve him overhand or underhand :x XD I DIED

uglydbzmerch:If you don’t keep your mouth closed, a jellyfish...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:00:17 -0400

uglydbzmerch:

If you don’t keep your mouth closed, a jellyfish might fly inside. Piccolo learned this the hard way.

Bonus content for Bootleg Golden Frieza’s Quest for Love: this....

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 19:00:14 -0400

Bonus content for Bootleg Golden Frieza’s Quest for Love: this. I didn’t mean for it to look quite so suggestive! He was honestly just supposed to be riding him, like, a piggy back ride type thing, but when I looked at the photo… I blame that face Bootleg Golden Frieza is making, man oh man.

fridgesama: he’s too powerful Featured for the glorious WTF value.

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:00:18 -0400

fridgesama:

he’s too powerful

Featured for the glorious WTF value.

This is your friendly reminder that this blog runs on a queue, I constantly rearrange the queue, and...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 22:08:31 -0400

This is your friendly reminder that this blog runs on a queue, I constantly rearrange the queue, and I try to mix submissions, my posts, and throwbacks, as well as types of merch and specific characters, up a bit.

So in other words if you submit something it’s not going up immediately the majority of the time.

If you submit more than one thing they will probably be spaced out.

If you submit something and it never appears even months later either Tumblr ate it, I didn’t think it was funny, or, most commonly, it’s already been featured on the blog.

Please keep these things in mind before sending messages asking about your submission! And please keep submitting things, I love the stuff you guys find!

I don’t know if this is official but Broly’s face looks really...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 19:00:32 -0400

I don’t know if this is official but Broly’s face looks really strange.

(There are no words for the deep, all consuming dread I feel when looking into those eyes)

Sorry for the quality of some of these pics, but a booth at...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 19:00:18 -0400

Sorry for the quality of some of these pics, but a booth at Comicpalooza X had some glorious bootlegs

(I AM DYING. From the moonwalking Goku and Vegeta in the first pic to the greasy Champa and Ultra Instinct Gohan… I’m just… wow. If I had been at that event I’d be bringing home so many of these…_

uglydbzmerch: Oh Goku, did you forget your hair products? It’s...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:00:21 -0400

uglydbzmerch:

Oh Goku, did you forget your hair products?
It’s okay, I’ve got you covered!
Several minutes later, he’s good to go!

Bootleg Golden Frieza’s Quest For Love

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:42:13 -0400

thefloatingstone:

uglydbzmerch:

“CURSE YOU FIGUARTS YAMCHA! You were late for our date night AGAIN?! I’m leaving you!”

So Bootleg Golden Frieza headed out into the world looking for a new romance… but things weren’t as easy as he’d thought.

“Hey there pretty lady!”

“I’m in high school you creep!”

“OH NO!!!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is worse than hell!”

Eventually Bootleg Golden Frieza hit rock bottom and tried to drown his loneliness in cheap food and cheaper vodka… Until…

“It’s-a me! Mario! Get some self respect and pull yourself together, Bootleg Golden Frieza! You don’t need a relationship to define you! You can be happy while you’re single!”

“Seriously, you’re telling me to be happy about being single when you’re dressed for a wedding, Amiibo Mario? …but the irony of that aside, you give good advice.”

“Yes! Forget Figuarts Yamcha! I’m gonna take some me time and focus on getting to know myself and not worry about being in a relationship-”

“Oh hey Bootleg Golden Frieza! I wanted to apologize and give you a gift! It’s a tiny statue of you, because I know there’s one thing you love more than anything- and that’s yourself!”

“…apology accepted. That IS a nice statue.”

THE END.

I thought the last picture was Yamcha with Frieza’s love baby he had while they were broken up.

OH MY GAWD.

“WAIT THAT’S NO STATUE!”

“Come back Frieza! Our son needs you!”

“Uh, hey, Bulma! You like babies right? Want another one?”

“Hell no.”

“Well now what do I do with this thing?”

“Whoops.”

Bootleg Golden Frieza’s Quest For Love

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:00:23 -0400

“CURSE YOU FIGUARTS YAMCHA! You were late for our date night AGAIN?! I’m leaving you!”

So Bootleg Golden Frieza headed out into the world looking for a new romance… but things weren’t as easy as he’d thought.

“Hey there pretty lady!”

“I’m in high school you creep!”

“OH NO!!!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is worse than hell!”

Eventually Bootleg Golden Frieza hit rock bottom and tried to drown his loneliness in cheap food and cheaper vodka… Until…

“It’s-a me! Mario! Get some self respect and pull yourself together, Bootleg Golden Frieza! You don’t need a relationship to define you! You can be happy while you’re single!”

“Seriously, you’re telling me to be happy about being single when you’re dressed for a wedding, Amiibo Mario? …but the irony of that aside, you give good advice.”

“Yes! Forget Figuarts Yamcha! I’m gonna take some me time and focus on getting to know myself and not worry about being in a relationship-”

“Oh hey Bootleg Golden Frieza! I wanted to apologize and give you a gift! It’s a tiny statue of you, because I know there’s one thing you love more than anything- and that’s yourself!”

“…apology accepted. That IS a nice statue.”

THE END.

idk what’s funnier: frieza’s face or vegito eyeing him...

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:00:15 -0400

idk what’s funnier: frieza’s face or vegito eyeing him suspiciously

(Vegito is thinking the same thing we are… WTF?)