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Fuck Yeah Ugly DBZ Merchandise

Ugly, weird, or confusing merchandise from the wonderful anime/manga Dragon Ball Z. Basically, the stuff that makes you say WTF?! when you see it on Ebay. Also check out the sister blog Fuck Yeah Awesome DBZ Merch to see much nicer stuff.
Apr 24 '14
Here I stand, my son’s head in my hand. 
Uh oh, now Trunks is getting his revenge!

I want a game of bowling now.
Heads will roll.

Here I stand, my son’s head in my hand.

Uh oh, now Trunks is getting his revenge!

I want a game of bowling now.

Heads will roll.

Apr 23 '14
Face down, booty up?

Face down, booty up?

Apr 22 '14
I apologize for putting Goku’s dirty butt hole on your dash. 
And now I apologize for putting the phrase “Goku’s dirty butt hole” on your dash.
Except I’m not really sorry.

I apologize for putting Goku’s dirty butt hole on your dash.

And now I apologize for putting the phrase “Goku’s dirty butt hole” on your dash.

Except I’m not really sorry.

Apr 21 '14
Just because you could pick Piccolo’s antennas off and watch him regenerate them doesn’t mean you should.

Just because you could pick Piccolo’s antennas off and watch him regenerate them doesn’t mean you should.

Apr 20 '14
Goku threatens his enemies by holding up a glowing, misshapen maraschino cherry.

Goku threatens his enemies by holding up a glowing, misshapen maraschino cherry.

Apr 19 '14
WHY is his neck so disproportionate? WHY?
On that subject… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AWKWARD VEGETA PHOTOS! If you like uglydbzmerch, then you’ll LOVE Awkward Vegeta Photos so go follow ‘em.

WHY is his neck so disproportionate? WHY?

On that subject… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AWKWARD VEGETA PHOTOS! If you like uglydbzmerch, then you’ll LOVE Awkward Vegeta Photos so go follow ‘em.

Apr 18 '14
"My glasses! Oh no, where are they? I can’t see!"
"Ha ha ha!"
"This is NOT funny, other Vegeta! *CRACK* OH SHIT I STEPPED ON THEM"
"You deserved it for gloating about being a super Saiyan… and for saying the shading on my crotch makes it look like I pissed myself."
"Shut UP other Vegeta!"

"My glasses! Oh no, where are they? I can’t see!"

"Ha ha ha!"

"This is NOT funny, other Vegeta! *CRACK* OH SHIT I STEPPED ON THEM"

"You deserved it for gloating about being a super Saiyan… and for saying the shading on my crotch makes it look like I pissed myself."

"Shut UP other Vegeta!"

Apr 17 '14
What the ‘The Saga Continues' line of toys seemed to completely miss is that there are very few DBZ characters it would make sense to package with a gun. Lunch, for example. But not Goku.

What the ‘The Saga Continues' line of toys seemed to completely miss is that there are very few DBZ characters it would make sense to package with a gun. Lunch, for example. But not Goku.

Apr 16 '14
Dragoon Ball's spinoff, Dragoon Ball GT! Looks legit to me!

Dragoon Ball's spinoff, Dragoon Ball GT! Looks legit to me!

Apr 15 '14