Ugly, weird, or confusing merchandise from the wonderful anime/manga Dragon Ball Z. Basically, the stuff that makes you say WTF?! when you see it on Ebay. Also check out the sister blog Fuck Yeah Awesome DBZ Merch to see much nicer stuff.
Piccolo begins a new type of training- corset training!
Okay, I shouldn’t make fun of the odd body, it’s a plush after all. But for such a massive plush you’d think they could at least get his cape’s collar correct. Seriously, the details are better on my six inch Piccolo plush than this massive thing.
Okay, I LOVE Piccolo. He’s one of my absolute favorite characters. And wasting money on DBZ merch is like my hobby. But even I wouldn’t spend $20 on this “Dragon Ball Z Piccolo Turban Style Beanie.” I suggest going to the product page for a further demonstration of how this fails, like how you can’t even tell what it is from the front. Now if this was five bucks or actually looked like Piccolo’s hat THEN we’d be talking.
EDIT: between when this was queued and the day before it posted they slashed the price to $14.63… I guess they noticed no one was buying it? Still not worth it. Once it goes on clearance though…
This is so detailed and beautifully painted that I want to like it but I can’t stop the uncomfortable feeling that I interrupted some sort of private moment. A moment involving Cell, Goku, and some sort of strawberry jelly?